tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work

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sassybf:

why does acne happen to good people

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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

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lameborghini:

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why

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tennants-hair:

okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to my juliet” so i just said  ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet

i just told her i wanted to kill her

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the-punslinger:

no one really finishes tv series

tv series finish us

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